If owning your own strip club was your childhood dream, you had strangely adult childhood dreams. But also your dream may have just come in reach. Creative Loafing posted about a spot at 4900 66th st. N that’s for sale and is more than just a fully functional and already liquor licensed strip club, its 2 strip clubs in one! Plus it even has a drive-thru window for package sales to the partier on the go. Turbo Ultra Lounge and Main Attraction are dual clubs in one building with almost 7,000 square feet of al fresco awesomeness that includes 2 of almost everything: two full service bars, two dance floors, a large main stage, two DJ booths, and a cooler for cold storage, plus the afore mentioned drive-thru.

So if anyone is looking for a turn-key business and has a little over 2 mil to invest, this unique opportunity is just waiting for the right person to snatch it up...see what I did there?

Click over to the CL website linked above to see the inside of the joint, which looks surprisingly clean and nice even with all the lights on!

Also I don’t know if the place comes with “employees” already but I don’t think they’ll be hard to find.

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