March 8th Volusia Sheriffs tweeted a security video of a naked Florida man in Ormond Beach on someone’s front porch stealing their American Flag. And he didn’e even use it as a towel to cover himself.
Another naked Florida man, Larry Gardner, was banging on a house with a barbell, and then attacked a neighbor that confronted him, again all while naked.
And finally, our Florida Man of the week, I think, would be this guy who bought some meth from someone he just met at a bar. But when he got home thought he might have been ripped off with fake drugs. So, he called 911 to ave them come test it for him to tell him if it was any good or not. Fortunately for Mr. Canucci the sheriffs LOVE getting called to come test your drugs for you. Unfortunately, they don’t give the drugs back to you, and usually arrest you at the same time.