Shouldn’t they let these superior humans procreate? Carboard beds are supposed to be a deterrent for athletes hooking up in Paris. Sounds uncomfortable, but they don’t look that bad. Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan was the first to debunk claims at the last Olympics that the cardboard beds were brought in to “avoid intimacy among athletes”. In Paris, the pommel horse specialist performed some rigorous acrobatics on the bed without causing any damage. You can see what these beds look like here...

Axel Lowe